THE RECEIPT™
EVERY CHOICE LEAVES A PAPER TRAIL.

YOUR LIFE.ITEMIZED.

Everything added up eventually.

Your year. Your dating life. Your questionable decisions. Turn it all into a receipt worth sharing.

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A FEW QUESTIONS. A LITTLE ACCOUNTABILITY.
FREE TO MAKE. NO SIGN-UP.

100% PERSONAL.
SLIGHTLY TOO ACCURATE.
YOUR LIFE, ITEMIZED.
JAMIE’S 1970 RECEIPT
THE YEAR RECEIPT
The Detour Collector
1970 / 01 / 01NO. YR-0001
Plot departmentWORKING OVERTIME
Trips taken17
Change of sceneryFREQUENT CUSTOMER
Little treat accountingCLASSIFIED
24/7 availabilityDISCONTINUED
Actual memoriesKEEP FOREVER
New experiencesPRE-ORDERED
Plot twists not disclosedREDACTED
Personal terms & conditionsREAD THIS TIME
Next year’s policyLEAVE TOWN
SUBTOTALTreats: accounted for
ADJUSTMENTAvailability: limited
TOTAL

The plot was plotting.

Leave room for a better story.

Your year has receipts, too.
Make your own.

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01 / CHOOSE YOUR EVIDENCE

WHAT ARE WE
ADDING UP?

Pick a part of your life.
We’ll handle the itemization.

01 /IN SEASON

YEAR
RECEIPT

Your year, itemized. Every detour accounted for.

02 /

DATING
RECEIPT

Let’s see what all that character development cost you.

03 /

CAREER
RECEIPT

Every meeting that could have been an email, accounted for.

04 /

FRIENDSHIP
RECEIPT

Some friendships are priceless. Others owe you money.

05 /

RED FLAG
RECEIPT

You saw the flag. You proceeded anyway. Here’s the bill.

06 /

GROUP CHAT
RECEIPT

Because the evidence is already there.

02 / THE PAPER TRAIL

THE INTERNET
HAS RECEIPTS.

Five more ways to add it up.
Find the one that sounds like you.

EXHIBIT / 02
YOUR LIFE, ITEMIZED.
ALEX’S RECEIPT
THE DATING RECEIPT
The Situationship Accountant
1970 / 01 / 01NO. DT-0002
First dates12
Research phaseIN PROGRESS
Cost centerINVISIBLE LABOR
Mixed signalsRETURN TO SENDER
Extra chancesUNBILLED
Future booking policyHIGHER BAR
Standards lowered$0.00
Plot twists not disclosedREDACTED
Return on getting readyMIXED RESULTS
Next openingQUALIFIED APPLICANTS
SUBTOTALEmotional labor: unbilled
ADJUSTMENTMixed signals: declined
TOTAL

Great stories. Mixed ROI.

New terms apply from here.

Your side of the story?
Let’s see your receipt.

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EXHIBIT / 03
YOUR LIFE, ITEMIZED.
JULES’S RECEIPT
THE CAREER RECEIPT
The One-Person Department
1970 / 01 / 01NO. CR-0003
Weekly meetings24
Calendar spaceSOLD OUT
Agenda-free meetingsOVERHEAD
Current job description3 FOR 1
Weekend repliesDISCONTINUED
Meetings about meetingsTIME LOGGED
Next negotiationACTUAL TIME OFF
Plot twists not disclosedREDACTED
Time left for actual workCHECK BACK LATER
Next invoiceOFFICE HOURS ONLY
SUBTOTALMeeting overhead: excessive
ADJUSTMENTWeekend replies: paused
TOTAL

Please adjust the invoice.

Not everything deserves a renewal.

Your work life adds up, too.
Make your own.

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EXHIBIT / 04
YOUR LIFE, ITEMIZED.
SAM’S RECEIPT
THE FRIENDSHIP RECEIPT
The Reservation Department
1970 / 01 / 01NO. FR-0004
Plans that happened08
Friend group job titleOPERATIONS
Shared investmentSHOWING UP
Calendar managementRETIRED
Mutual supportPRICELESS
Renewal requirementMUTUAL EFFORT
Friendship membershipQUALITY > QUANTITY
Plot twists not disclosedREDACTED
Planning departmentHIRING A REPLACEMENT
Membership renewalBOTH WAYS
SUBTOTALShowing up: the whole point
ADJUSTMENTPlanning fee: due
TOTAL

The plans need a planner.

New terms apply from here.

Every friend has a version.
Let’s see yours.

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EXHIBIT / 05
YOUR LIFE, ITEMIZED.
RILEY’S RECEIPT
THE RED FLAG RECEIPT
The Fine-Print Ignorer
1970 / 01 / 01NO. RF-0005
Extra chances issued07
Internal auditEYES WIDE OPEN
Questionable purchaseUNNECESSARY SALE
Midnight checkoutRETURN REQUESTED
Audit departmentSHOPPING CART
New approval process24-HOUR HOLD
Hindsight deliveryLATE, AS USUAL
Plot twists not disclosedREDACTED
One more chance policyNOT ACTUALLY ONE
Next checkoutTOMORROW
SUBTOTALSale savings: expensive
ADJUSTMENTMidnight checkout: reviewed
TOTAL

Read. Acknowledged. Ignored.

Some things are better off the bill.

Your turn to check the evidence.
Make your own.

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EXHIBIT / 06
YOUR LIFE, ITEMIZED.
THE DINNER COMMITTEE’S RECEIPT
THE GROUP CHAT RECEIPT
The Unbooked Dinner Club
1970 / 01 / 01NO. GC-0006
Dinner reservationSTILL A CONCEPT
Unread messages247
Plans made in the chatIN DEVELOPMENT
Restaurant suggestionsMENU STILL OPEN
Polls with no follow-throughRETURN TO SENDER
Picking a restaurantCOMMITTEE REVIEW
Next seasonTRAVEL REQUESTED
Chat membershipSTILL ON THE LIST
Plot twists not disclosedREDACTED
Group trip statusDATE STILL PENDING
SUBTOTALRestaurant ideas: surplus
ADJUSTMENTIgnored poll: returned
TOTAL

Plans remain theoretical.

The chat will have notes.

Same chat. Different receipts.
Let’s see yours.

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FICTIONAL CUSTOMERS. SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR PURCHASES.

END OF RECEIPT / YOUR TURN

YOU LIVED IT.
LET’S SEE THE RECEIPT.

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